Are you feeling a bit flat? Maybe a little saggy and wilted too? If you’d like to increase the size and appearance of those puny things you spent $$ on then–OH! I’ve embarrassed my children.
You knew I was talking about Christmas garland, right? Good. Here are the tricks for pulling out the stops for your front door or mantle.
- Pressed for time? Buy two strands of garland. One strand looks puny, without question. If you stick with one strand, don’t try lights in it too or the neighbors will make fun of you.
- Feeling crafty? Buy one strand of garland, and add magnolia, fir, and smilax for fullness.
- Too much time on your hands?  Make your own garland by gathering and wiring small bunches of fir, cypress, cedar, and magnolia to create your one of a kind completely natural enhancement! Then come on over to my house and work on my front porch.
Just smile when everyone looks, you are well-endowed!
Martha Stewart
see you
ML
PS. You are invited to lurk as I mount the yellow ladder to hang garland at the front door.
I long for support to keep me perky. Please share with your friends, it’ll be entertaining.
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